Porsha Gant
05/19/2026 02:15 AM
I walked into Cookies thinking I was just gonna “look around.” Biggest lie I’ve told myself all year. I went in for one thing and came out feeling like I had just completed a side quest with bonus rewards. The staff at Cookies Tempe treated me like I was the main character in a video game — patient, funny, and somehow knew exactly what I needed before I did.
The place is cleaner than my house after I tell people they’re coming over, the vibes are immaculate, and the menu had me staring like I was taking the SAT. I spent 10 minutes pretending to read while actually thinking, “I have no idea what I’m doing.” Thankfully they guided me with zero judgment.
10/10 experience. I left smiling so hard I probably looked suspicious at the stoplight. Would absolutely return for more “research purposes.” 🍪😂